Karaoke Psychosis

a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.

Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.

Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.

by thearchangelofsex May 18, 2022

Drop Knee Karaoke

The pose one is in when on one knee providing a blow job and holding the shaft of the penis like a microphone.

I took that girl home for some drop knee karaoke, turns out she is a really good singer!

by Bernardi29 February 24, 2022

Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

Karaoke Barkeeper

1. Chari.

2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Chari

3. A Karaoke Barkeeper is not someone who sings, but one who interacts, encourages others to sing, bullies them to sing if they say no until they sing, hypes others up and carries the whole Karaoke call on their back.
4. #Chari4KaraokeBarkeeper

"So who won the Karaoke Barkeeper Award?"
"Duh, Chari"

by scamia May 20, 2021

Karaoke Choir

Karaoke Choir (n) - A group of people who come together to sing songs as a group over karaoke backing tracks. The Karaoke Choir sings the songs all the way through following the lyrics, which are displayed either on a screen or on print outs. The group only perform to each other, so are singing for the sake of singing, to connect with each other and enjoy the songs they might not have sung in a while.

We enjoyed singing Happy at the Clapham Karaoke Choir this afternoon; repeating the verse made me really happy!

by mob.fon November 19, 2025