Jurassic Park

a group of middle aged or older people, usually at a bar

Can't go to the pub tonight, once bowling gets out it's like juraasic park there

by tom ferrek March 11, 2004

jurassic

1(adj)- without substance. 2(adj)- an unsexy nerd-like quality exhibited by whiny adult brats who watch too much American Idol and other reality shows. 3(adj)- large, as in well known and popular.

That guy is soooo jurassic(2). Every day he talks about Survivor. It sickens me.
Nickelback is sooo jurassic(1). All their songs sound alike.
After I heard Eminem for the first time, I knew he was going to be sooo jurassic(3).

by Dan Jenkins May 10, 2006

jurassic park

IT HAPPENED! On a small island the coast of New Zealand. A comapny known as Ingen using fossilized mosquitos to bring back cloned dinosaurs.

"I wish I was at Jurassic Park right now. Then I could meet Jeff Goldbloom on the shitter.

by J Knudsen May 11, 2008

jurassic grass

Best movie, find it on youtube and subscribe

Type an example of how it’s used in a sentence Jurassic grass is great

by My thumb is bleeding right now April 3, 2018

jurassic

a state of having a generalized mess in the rectal or anal area, stemming from the combining of the terms "your ass is sick" quickly into one term...JURASSIC

Dude, I went bowling after apparently not wiping well, and now I have horrible jurassic.

by novelty February 13, 2006

jurassic fart

The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.

According to the WHO, the leading cause of death in chubby casers is the jurassic fart.

by pornstache August 11, 2016

jurassic 5

not that great. very repetitive. i went to see them. wasnt that good, the ticket was free.

playground tactics, a rabbit in a hatrick......whatever

by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004