jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt
"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"
by JupiterCoyote September 10, 2024
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The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom
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Jupiter Casinelli

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!
damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 14, 2021
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Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.
“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 14, 2021
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Fredrick Jupiter

Whaeeey! It's Fredrick Jupiter singing I want to break chairs!
by yourfatherfigure3212 January 06, 2024
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Jupiter gas

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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