O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Jupiter Wu

Definition: Best user on twitter dot com

I wish I was moots with Jupiter Wu, bun so cool.

by A Jupiter Wu December 2, 2020

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp

Jupiter is a nub.

by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022

Jupiter

A gay man (dad) who often has multiple twinks (sons) around him. This comes from the fact that Jupiter has more moons than any other planet.

No surprise Jupiter has two nee twinks in his orbit tonight.

by CATVAA November 26, 2025

Jupiter

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help

No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."

by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019

Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.

Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.

by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022