Juggalo

first of all, NOT a fan. more than a fan. someone who has so much love for juggalo family they would die for any member of such. one who doesnt care what any person in the world thinks of them, and lives for themselves, not keeping others happy. someone who can feel the dark carnival inside them.
by kalah October 12, 2005
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A juggalo is, basically, an ICP(Insane Clown posse) fan. In, Behind The Paint, and ICP documentary, Violent J explains that while performing "The Juggla" (from the album Carnival of Carnage) he randomly yelled out to the audience "What about you Juggalo? Are there any Juggalos in here?" Since then the name has stuck.

The name refers to both males and females even though many females have adapted to call themselves Juggalettes.
1. "Where all my juggalos at?"

2. "I'll always have juggalo family" - Quote from 'Juggalo Family'

3. "If it wasn't for the juggalos, i don't know
Probably robbin' everybody in the world, fo' sho'" - Another quote from 'Juggalo Family'
by Cammykins May 26, 2006
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I happen to be a juggalo, BUT I am going to write this fairly and maturely:
First off, what is a juggalo? Well that's a hard question. It really almost can't be described. It's a feeling, a state of mind. It's a way of life almost. Juggalos don't give a fuck what people think about them and are completely true to themselves. I've seen emo juggalos, goth juggalos, and even gay juggalos.
The only excpetion is racist juggalos. There is no such thing as a racist juggalo because one of the fundamental "laws" of the juggalo is that they can not hate anyone for gender, age, size, race, or preferences.
Also, I think saying all juggalos are 13-year-old wiggers who can't spell is rather wrong. Sure, many can be immature, but hell anyone from any group can be immature. As for "wiggers" not all juggalos act like "gangsters" and juggalos are of many ethnicities.
Another of the fundamental "laws" of the juggalo is to always respect every other juggalo and treat them like family, whether you got a beef with them or not. While this rule is often bent and/or broken, many juggalos follow this rule strictly.
However, one of the biggest misconceptions about the juggalos is that people think they do whatever ICP tells them. That's not a juggalo, that's a sheep, and those people, frankly, have no life. Hell, I listen to Eminem a bit, and I have an 8 Mile movie poster. Does that make me fake? No! And anyone that thinks it does can suck my balls off! But anyways, I'm starting to ramble here soo yeh...
~Also, Juggalos are NOT ICP fans.~ ICP refer to themselves as juggalos meaning they can't be fans of themselves. (Well, I guess technically they could, but still...)
The Juggalo also believes in the "prophecy of the Dark Carnival." While this is highly debated about being far-fetched, if you ignore the Carnival mask of it, the 6 Jokers Cards make sense and are meaningful.
And for the record, juggalos happen to not wear facepaint every day (I wear it only on special occasions like Halloween or parties), and most of us are normal people and actually pretty cool and funny.
In conclusion, let's not steteotype juggalos. There IS no stereotype because the whole point of "juggalism" is being yourself. The "stereotypical" juggalo is more commonly known as a fake and a sheep. And just because someone is a juggalo doesn't mean that he/she is a freak. Why not try to talk to us and see for yourself sometime?

Note: There is no such thing as a juggalette. Juggalo is a uni-sex term. Juggalette was probably made up by some dumb feminist bitch who said Juggalo was sexist and threatened to sue ICP or something.
Guy 1: Hey look at that weird ass kid over there! What a nerd!

Guy 2: Do you even know him?

Guy 1: No, but he's a fucking juggalo! I heard other juggalos call him Twitchy! What a fag! I bet he smokes dope and is poor and ditches school everyday!

Guy 2: Dude, he's actually a pretty cool guy, and he happens to be middle class, straight-edge, and gets B's...

Guy 1: Well still...

Guy 2: Just shut up.
by MikehtheFreak March 13, 2006
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A member of the psychopathic family. Each an individual themselves, wont hesitate to help family. Dedicated to ICP and psychopathic records. Flyers of the hatchet manx the most hated people in the world.... but SO TFW. Hey I got news for you ignorant asses, tech n9ne, kmk lil wyte twiztid three 6 mafia and prozak are juggalos too. Plus cannibal corpse, static x and a crapload more huge artists and people go to gatherings. Icp has held hunger drives toys for tots, all kinds of charity drives and events. Oh btw unlike most of the other rappers and stars. THEY DID IT WITHOUT THE PUBLICITY. Meaning it didn't get filmed by news five or any other press when opening. They did it because they care. Whoop Whoop to the family out there and dont let the ignorant subjects of douchopilous get you down. Stay strong live long and wave those hatches in the air. Im a successful mechanic with a bachelor's degree, but a juggalo first
Juggalo
Everyone of y'all means everything to me,

We bleed for yall thas why we call it family

Twiztid-we don't die
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A group of inbred white trash shit talkers who are too damn pussy to fight their own battles for themselves. They tend to call everyone who isn't one of them a "hater," and often wear ridiculous and hideous clown makeup. The most annoying people you will probably ever meet, and a waste of souls on the earth. ...aka. More earth scum.
Normal person: Excuse me, are you next in line?

Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!

Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?

Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?

Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.

Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER

-1 hour later-

Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
by MCLMF September 06, 2011
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Lowlife, classless losers with potentially up to, but not surpassing, a second grade education. Though the word "juggalo" would normally be capitalized due to being a "proper noun", it should not be because a. it's not a real word, and b. any juggalo lacks any and every integral importance to justify achieving such prestige.
Prone to being extremely violent for no reason and ambushing those smaller (though, this is not difficult to find considering all juggalos are extremely obese) with numbers as large as 15 (juggalose) to 1 (non-juggalo), then thinking they are "awesome" because they can take out one puny person (but cannot fight fair).
"Hey, did you hear about those juggalos in the news, raping that 90 year old woman?"
"Yeah, and did you hear that they dropped out of middle school?"
"No... I heard they dropped out of elementary school."
by Over the Edge Fear December 05, 2011
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A Sad, Pathetic, Annoying, Waste of Life, Cunt, who does nothing for the world.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Juggalo: Hey Bitch! I Own You!
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
by zFlamingPotato December 26, 2011
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