pee my jorts

in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.

im laughing so hard im gonna pee my jorts! *wheezes harshly*

by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

jorts

Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.

Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.

by Tom LaFauci April 12, 2006

jorts

jorts(jean shorts)redneck MEN wear them, when females wear them they are very acceptable, and arent called jorts when females wear them they are called board shorts or boy shorts

haha, DP is a redneck and it shows when he wears his jorts proudly.

Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.

by PiSsEdOfF ;] March 19, 2009

Jorti

Power held by the Legendary Jorts! that grants the wearer the ability to mind fuck famales to orgasm. Also grants one the power to mystically dominate at fantasy football and piss awesome.

Girl 1: OMG who is that sexy hawtie
Girl 2: I just came...twice OMGZ
Guy 1: I wish I had the power of the Jorti

by bigsacajuea July 25, 2012

jorts

jean shorts that are unusually short, generally worn on men, was fashionable in the 80's not now

Is he really wearing jorts?!

by bentaylor24 February 11, 2010

jorts

to jort

me and jorts were jorting it up this weekend in my brand new ferrari

by sam nance September 2, 2009