A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.
by epica July 15, 2004
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by slej April 29, 2023
Warning, the following program contains images of graphic stupidity between four friends who compete to embarrass each other
Coming up on Impractical Jokers
Why is Q all wet?
Has Sal met his worst enemy?
What's got Joe in a pickle?
Why is tonight's big loser getting high?
*dunununun*
*laughing*
Why is Q all wet?
Has Sal met his worst enemy?
What's got Joe in a pickle?
Why is tonight's big loser getting high?
*dunununun*
*laughing*
by XMG772 March 12, 2018
A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.
When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"
by bleinad March 30, 2007
a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.
guy 1: my missus is on the blob.
guy 2: you should straight up joker her!
guy 1: what?!?
guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!
guy 2: you should straight up joker her!
guy 1: what?!?
guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!
by bobbypear February 12, 2012
When you place your penis in your girlfriends mouth and drag it down her cheek. Bonus points if you say " Why so Serious? " before you do it.
Last night I introduced my girlfriend into " The Joker"
by KyleLawsonTV January 22, 2012