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Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.
Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
by enclosed October 18, 2010
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Johnathan

Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.

They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"

Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."
by ronyx February 3, 2010
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Johnathan Ackerman

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.
by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019
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Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.
Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
by O' Chungus November 26, 2022
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Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.
by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019
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johnathin

Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck
meh boi Johnathin is a fkn goat at life bruski
by slussysenis December 15, 2019
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Jonathan Joestar

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"
by neomiely November 22, 2021
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