Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night
I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan
by Dormanor June 05, 2024
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A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee
"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"
by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017
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a person that think they are a boy but in reality they actually is a girl that is very feminin. they often have long blond hair and have a pussy. they also often say that they are white but are always very black and live in the hood with their niggers. also love to mute people on dicord because they are toxic.
hey i am johan and is a white boy

no youre wrong dumb bitch, you are black and a girl
by jo-han 6969 November 02, 2019
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He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.
Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"
by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023
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This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
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Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
by Nahok September 25, 2018
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Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 23, 2025
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