Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors
lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!
by littlemisskyuss May 16, 2007
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Big Jobby

Someone who is crap, usually at their job.
14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.
by Shinyliney February 14, 2007
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jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.
Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?
by TomJUK January 19, 2008
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Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008
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jobby-jabber

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that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
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Jobby The Bobby

hey my name is jobbers the bobbers yep im jobby the bobby for sure
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a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.
1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.
by McKean February 14, 2007
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