Shalava Joan

a short female, with ginger hair, and snitches for no damn reason.

Damn! Why does Shalava Joan be snitching on us for no reason?

by @og._.dave January 9, 2020

Joan

Can mean anything

Yo da Joan bad. (Yo da girl bad)

Yo pass me da Joan. ( pass me the ball, controller etc)

by Ion kno March 16, 2020

Pope Joan

To have a computer that is perpetually inferior to a legger

Goatl, wanted to update his PC because it was always one step behind Legger's. He is such a Pope Joan

by Leggnog May 8, 2020

Joan Roughgarden.

1. An evolutionary biologist. Author of books including The Genial Gene and Evolution's Rainbow.

2. A BAMF.

Josh is so cool. He's a total Joan Roughgarden.

by trevor572 June 29, 2011

Joan

Joan is a hot species of a male. Normally curly black or brown hair, with brown eyes and nice ass eyebrows. Joan has the best smile with the big lip - mustache - goatee combo. And that nose…. Oh Joan’s nose is the type you’d want to sit on. Joan is a kind, funny, caring, sexy and a lil overprotective guy. He’s at least 5’8 to 6ft tall. He has a lot of friends and is good at a lot of things. Especially at bed. Joan is a 8 inch packer and makes girls go head over heels with that Thang. He’s a lover but he’s not afraid to fight a nigga. Joan isn’t much of a person who talks to girls but he pulls them anyways. He’s awkward at times but a freak in private. Get you a guy like Joan. I promise he will rock your world.🤤🛌🍆😈🌎

Girl 1 - omg who’s that?
Girl 2 - Oh that’s Joan
Girl 3 - he’s cute

Group of girls : He’s so FINEEE😫
Gf : And he packs🤤

by JOANBABYMOMMA(he’s so fine) November 20, 2023

joane

the prettiest girl in the room. shes always looking out for other and attract all the guys in the room. she hates sly b*tches that don't keep their promises. she cherises her friendships alot.

"guys i wanna be like joane"
"yeah me too, she so amazing"
"ugh whens it my turn"

by bsf@!!1 December 21, 2023

Joan

(Verb): to screw up

“The surgeon joaned the transplant, killing the patient.”

by jfkbiggestfan February 1, 2024