The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.
"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink
by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009
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Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"
I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
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Jizzy woo woo

I was giving head and then got jizzy woo woo'd.
by cj88 February 19, 2009
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Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023
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Big Boat Jizzy

The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts
I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night
Your a wanker that's full of big boat jizzy
by Ralphy Suttle June 10, 2003
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Jizzy Fizz Suprise

A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
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Jizzy woo woo

When one has had to many redbulls on friday afternoon at work
Im so jizzy woo woo'd
by cj88 February 19, 2009
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