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Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
by Harena November 8, 2019
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JFK

Description of a bong hit that has shot a hole through the bowl like a bullet wound.
"Is it cashed?" "yeah it JFK-ed it"
by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
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JFK some loser

when someone snipes someone in the head, often in a shooter game of sorts like COD, Fortnite, etc
I JUST JFK SOME LOSER LMFAO THIS GUY SUCKS BUTT
by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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JFK

When you cum in a girl so hard it could have come out the top of her head
"I JFK ed in a girl so hard last night"
by Slowly Fucking March 15, 2017
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JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
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JFK

The moon landing was first proposed by JFK, daring NASA} to achieve the impossible.
by briko June 1, 2017
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Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality
Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”
by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022
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