Future Hall of Fame wide reciever? A total animal. People often find this man as an asshole, cocky, single minded, bigot, and sarcastic. This man does not care about your judgemental words. This man is a master in sports commentary. He will say things the commentators on T.V. will say at least 5 seconds before they do. his attitude can be best compared to other celebrities like Chad Ochocinco and Dave Hume.
by kevanpepper88 February 7, 2010
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One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009
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A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC May 3, 2006
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Get the Thanks a lot, Jerkass! mug.Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.
by TayRexz April 21, 2011
Get the Jerkout mug.Jeriko the guy who makes you fall for him so easily and is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's the type to say sorry to a leaf if he stepped on it but still has a little bad in him. Jeriko is the guy to make you a better person just by looking at him.
by Kandy jonez August 10, 2017
Get the jeriko mug.A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.
Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk
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