When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.
"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"
by Tdurden December 11, 2014
by RKAMY September 21, 2018
A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.
by Kappalambda June 17, 2020
A silent abrasive beta male who lacks follicles on his head but makes up for it on his face. He takes every chance to remind you he's bald because his testosterone is "too high" This individual is often associated with micro-penis.
by Itswardbitch April 30, 2023
It's got a little bit of everything in it. Heroin, pcp, crack, acid, peyote, weed, cyanide, hemlock and pure adrenaline.
by Solid Mantis March 02, 2017
A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
Basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. He is then raped, Dismembered and finally consumed.
"Hey, don't accept any free drinks from that guy over there! You could get Jeffrey Dahmered. "
I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.
I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.
I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.
I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.
by NotAPessimist February 05, 2015