jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

by JD G April 2, 2008

Jizz Wookie

The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS

Can also be employed as an insult

"Dude! I completely JIZZ WOOKIED her last nite!"

"Howard your such a JIZZ WOOKIE!"

by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009

Jizz Napkin

A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.

by lukedog56 May 2, 2021

Jizz Watch

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

by ZNA March 9, 2015

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 19, 2008

Jizz

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

by Deltasword February 11, 2014