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Jareded

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"
by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022
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jaded

The end result of having a steady flow of negative experiences, disappointment, and unfulfillment fed into a person where they get to the point where their anger circuits just sort of burn out and they accept disillusionment.
"The guy just sort of gave up on relationships. Jaded bastard."
by Antonio Andolini July 14, 2003
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Jaeda

Arabic Meaning: The name Jaeda is an Arabic baby name. In Arabic the meaning of the name Jaeda is: Goodness.
Arabic person: Oh my Jaeda it’s a blessing that there’s no more shooting
by Jaeda name meaning February 7, 2018
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Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor
Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011
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jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado
A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy
by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017
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Jaedn

Jaedn is possibly the funniest person you'll every meet in your lifetime. Although he's really kind, he also acts extremely weird and will do anything he possibly can to embarrass you. It is very easy for a Jaedn to annoy you, but even when he does, you love him even more because he never fails to make you laugh. Some people will bully Jaedn because of how his name is spelt, however, his name is unique and makes him the amazing person you know today. If you're lucky enough to have Jaedn as a friend, never let him go, because he is possibly the best person you will ever know and you will love him forever, just like he loves you.
That guy is SO amazing, he must be a Jaedn!
by HawaiiKawaii January 21, 2018
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