Jailin

The most amazing girl in the entire universe. There is no one like her, and if you have her you’re the luckiest person in the world. She’s a very smart, and beautiful person. You can trust her with anything, she’ll always be there for you. Get you a jailin in your life, you’ll never regret it.

I know you’re seeing this, and your like fucking amazing jailin.

by Ur dads gay May 15, 2019

Jaylin

Jaylin is the type of person that you can trust. They are very supportive but at the same time, are unsure how to be fully there and help you heal and feel better. Jaylins are usually awkward people which is common, but when you get to know them they are the most sweet and best people youll know. Jaylin is adventurous, but only when in the mood. They hate being proven wrong and are good at hiding how angry they are, or how sad, or any emotions in general. < but when they break once, everything theyve ever felt comes out with everything else.

jaylin is such a god friend

by rivvy. April 5, 2021

Joplin, Missouri

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.

Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!

by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022

jappin

getting upset over something that might only be upsetting to you; a freak-out attack

Where in the hell is my boyfriend, I'm jappin' out; and I'm gona snap and jap on him.

by fraase April 15, 2008

Japping

The combination of a nice jerk off and then a nap.

I just took a nice jap; I was busy japping when my buddy called.

by Fama November 28, 2018

Jaylin

Jaylin gives zero fucks. He's got a huge dick. He fucks so many bitches, it's almost illegal. That nigga does not love these hoes, and that nigga is about his paper. He's a real nigga. Salute

That Jaylin kid is living the life, having sex with everyone's mom and taking their money right after!

Girl: OMG Jaylin! You gonna pinksock me tonight?

Jaylin: Probz not.

Jaylin is the man! He truly gives zero fucks.

by I.P. Knightly November 26, 2013

Japkins

Japanese napkins.

Tommy: "Snapple fact 196: 90% of japkins are made in Canada."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009