jackoff headshot

A person who playes FPS(first person shooters) nonstop, and jackoff whenever they get a headshot.

"BOOM HEADSHOT! OMFG nUb I H34DSH07 j0! I am the best in the world! I'm deff not usin H4X!"
"man not another jackoff headshot....."

"dude this server sucks theres too many jackoff headshots"

by Doom27 May 22, 2006

jackjuice

male semen- see jilljuice

so after you've got his jackjuice in your mouth you can snowball it back

by lou December 20, 2004

Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

jackoffasaur

Jackoffasaurs are humans from the future who annoy everyone except Cartman and breed like crazy.

An example of the future of the human race, which isn't particularly good at anything. Jackoffasaurs symbolize the result of the dumbing down of society which is taking place.

by WalkerTexasToast July 19, 2009

Jackowitz

A last name that isnt that common but it mean your Jewish and very beautiful. Anyone wth the last name Jackowitz can always be trusted and admired. they always like to have fun. so if u find one... keep them. They're special!

Kate: "Omg i love Amy Jackowitz she is my bff!"
Jen: "ya i know she is sooooo cool"

by RosieJack December 22, 2009

JackSucksAtLife

Best YouTuber ever to exist, Best mates with the Alpha Male George Memeulous.

Has 8 Legit YouTube playbuttons.

Gets loads of bitches at the club

"Hey! Did you Watch the new JackSucksAtLife Video?"

"Yes! JackSucksAtLife is sooooo Funny "

by saniel124 May 26, 2020

jackfuck

The term used for a jackass/fucker who drives like a complete asswipe. Can usually be spotted driving a Sunfire with fake rims or a suped-up white Cavalier.

That jackfuck in the white cavalier totally just cut me off...he must be in a hurry to buy more puka-shell necklaces and hair gel.

by Suzanne C November 2, 2006