Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
1...."he dont have a knot... thats a stack of $1's... he just sly-jackin"
2...."look at em sly-jackin... thinkin they slick..."
2...."look at em sly-jackin... thinkin they slick..."
by Cuzon Jimmy February 28, 2011
yes.
basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024
There’s two types: one for stealing which potentially comes from “hijacking” but can also be attached to the second meaning, which means to lay claim to, which in essence if you “claim” something that isn’t yours you’re jackin lol. So they are interchangeable, but the latter can be affixed to anything, while the former is more restricted.
Urban = African American Slang
Urban = African American Slang
First meaning: He jacks his brother’s shoes all the time. He needs to stop jackin’ people’s stuff
Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.
Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.
by OsunAshe December 26, 2021
Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
by Deezwheez July 02, 2022
by JackerOffer6969 March 03, 2021
when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.
*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"
*both yelling*
Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"
*both yelling*
Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!
by Peric E. Nukka February 16, 2011