The people that whooped everyones ass in the FIFA Championships of 1982, and 2006.
Nobody scored on them in the Championships of 2006 except for an Auto-Goal, and a penalty kick given to France in the finals that wasn't worth it.
Either way we won. To bad fuck off.
We make good pasta. We have good sex.
And we have family values. And actually eat dinner at a reasonable time with EVERYONE sitting down at the table.
Nobody scored on them in the Championships of 2006 except for an Auto-Goal, and a penalty kick given to France in the finals that wasn't worth it.
Either way we won. To bad fuck off.
We make good pasta. We have good sex.
And we have family values. And actually eat dinner at a reasonable time with EVERYONE sitting down at the table.
Fuck is wrong with these Americans eating at 6 or 5, and not even eating together.
Fuck is with TV Dinner?
Damn I cant stand stereotypes. Italians kick ass.
Period.
Ciao saluti ai tutti mie fratelli and sorelle di Italia!!!
Viva la Italia!
Fuck is with TV Dinner?
Damn I cant stand stereotypes. Italians kick ass.
Period.
Ciao saluti ai tutti mie fratelli and sorelle di Italia!!!
Viva la Italia!
by M-boy July 9, 2006
Get the Italiansmug. People with kick ass movies, food, shows, men, style and most hospitable of all enthic pplz
if you enter there house they will ask you if you would like something to eat until you it eat or they will force you to by putting it in front of your face and then you cant resist
if you enter there house they will ask you if you would like something to eat until you it eat or they will force you to by putting it in front of your face and then you cant resist
by NYxITaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006
Get the ITALIANmug. People of Italy are known for their olive skin and dark hair. However there still are Italians with blonde hair and blue eyes. The stigma that Italians are dumb is held up by shows like "Jersey Shore," but originally came from the Ellis Island days. Around this time, the IQ test was invented and someone had the brilliant idea to use IQ tests to test incoming immigrants. One supposed expert at the time stated that 75% of Russians were incompetent, 69% of Polish, and 67% of Italians. These people soon started getting jobs as butchers because of the stigma, introducing the polish sausage and Italian salami. -- I am Italian and do not mess with my salami!
by kaayycee November 22, 2011
Get the Italianmug. People from Italy (Italia) or America with Italian decent. Must be more then 50% to be considered "Italian". Dark skinned (olive), black or brown hair, brown eyes, hairy (usually), good looking. There names usually end in an, A, E, I, or O. Usually have big penis's. Are considered "white" by Cenus when there really Latin, not Latino/Hispanic. Speak the most sexy language, have the best food, and make the nicest cars. Everyone wishes they were Italian.
Black kid 1: Look at that white kid.
Black kid 2: He aint white, hes italian, just look at him.
Black kid 1: Shit, hope his family didnt hear that...
Black kid 2: Hope they didnt, if they did they would probably kill you.
Italian kid: You guys know i gota bigga dick then you...
Black kids (1-2): Probably, your italian
Black kid 2: He aint white, hes italian, just look at him.
Black kid 1: Shit, hope his family didnt hear that...
Black kid 2: Hope they didnt, if they did they would probably kill you.
Italian kid: You guys know i gota bigga dick then you...
Black kids (1-2): Probably, your italian
by Giano October 4, 2006
Get the Italianmug. 
What I'm most proud to be. And it's not because our nonna's cook us food whenever we want, or because our houses are usually kick ass and spotless, or because most are blessed with good looks, or because Milan, Italy is the fashion capital of the world, or the funny accents, or family ties to the Mafia. It's because we're intellegent people. Most think Italian boys are John Gotti clones. I'd admit in some cases, this is true. Oh and ALL ITALIAN MEN SMELL GOOD. Have you ever gone to an Italian wedding and passed by all of the good looking boys in Armani suits?! They smell lovely. Italian women are dark usually and no, not all Italians can cook a good dish of pasta, only our grandparents can. Italians have contributed a lot to this world. And any Brit, Irish/Scottish lad, Japanese gangster, arrogant French man, Prideful Portuguese is hating on the Italians, JUST KEEP WISHING ONE DAY YOU'LL WAKE UP SMELLING GOOD IN AN ARMONI SUIT AND HAVING AN ITALIAN NONNA COOKING KICK ASS FOOD WHILE YOUR UNCLE TONY PLAYS CARDS WITH THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY WAITING FOR THE LASAGNA TO BE DONE.
John Gotti lookalike #1- *cuffs sleeves, puts aviators on* YAO YAO MAN YOU STEALIN MAH HAIR GEL?! YAO WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY HAIR GEL?! *talks really fastly mumbling fungulo*
Intellegent Italian: You're a disgrace to Italians. You're what makes me want to curl up in a ball and become Korean.
John Gotti lookalike#2- WOULD YOU JUST WATCH THE HAIR?!
Intellegent Italian: You're a disgrace to Italians. You're what makes me want to curl up in a ball and become Korean.
John Gotti lookalike#2- WOULD YOU JUST WATCH THE HAIR?!
by Ericaaa September 8, 2008
Get the Italianmug. by i<3umoreeeeeeeee October 25, 2011
Get the Italianmug.