Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Sellin' Shoes

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.

Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!

by castman September 8, 2012

shoes

slang term for gay, homosexual. originating just outside chicago

shoes!!!
my friend is such a big fan of shoes.
dude, i bet his shoes match his coat.

by shoelover24.7.365 May 1, 2009

shoe polish

The best way to kill a werewolf.

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022

Big Shoe

A male with a large penis.

Oh my! Did you see the dude with the big shoe? His pants are bulging from it.

by Sweet Maple October 22, 2010

felony shoes

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Talking shoes

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.

"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes

by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010