The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
Get the Curtain Wankmug. The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.
by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012
Get the Dirty Curtainmug. Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
by Pezzatron February 24, 2011
Get the Twitching the curtainmug. A dangling, usually rectangular, component of some garments that hangs in front of and/or behind the crotch, exposing the thighs. A possible result of high double-side slits.
by CherryWood_CZ March 10, 2023
Get the Pelvic Curtainmug. by biscuitbarrel June 14, 2011
Get the cunty curtainsmug. by James-A-Rambo April 22, 2010
Get the Cunt Curtainmug. A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
by Kaazain February 21, 2018
Get the Curtain Partymug.