The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.
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Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.
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After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.
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Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!
John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.
John 1: You mean Arabic.
John 2: No, Iranian.
John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING
John 2: NO DUMBASS
John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.
John 1: You mean Arabic.
John 2: No, Iranian.
John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING
John 2: NO DUMBASS
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adjective
• of or relating to Iranians from Irvine, California (A Southern Californian city in Orange County with a large Iranian population). • Particularly relating to or denoting a group of Persians from Orange County, CA characterized by avarice, ostentatiousness and vanity. Not to be confused with Iranian-Americans (see Persian Princess)
adjective
• of or relating to Iranians from Irvine, California (A Southern Californian city in Orange County with a large Iranian population). • Particularly relating to or denoting a group of Persians from Orange County, CA characterized by avarice, ostentatiousness and vanity. Not to be confused with Iranian-Americans (see Persian Princess)
Sara: "Uuugh, I hate going to clubs in LA nowadays!"
Lindsey: "Why, Sara?"
Sara: "There are so many douchey Irvanians there stinking up the place with their Armani cologne, almost stabbing me in the eye with their spiky blowouts, and grinding their True Religion jeans all over my ass!"
Lindsey: "Yeah, I sick of them too, but not more than those little Persian princesses with their fake tits, caked on makeup, daddy's credit card, and their asses sticking out of the tops they wear as dresses! Nasty little skanks!"
Lindsey: "Why, Sara?"
Sara: "There are so many douchey Irvanians there stinking up the place with their Armani cologne, almost stabbing me in the eye with their spiky blowouts, and grinding their True Religion jeans all over my ass!"
Lindsey: "Yeah, I sick of them too, but not more than those little Persian princesses with their fake tits, caked on makeup, daddy's credit card, and their asses sticking out of the tops they wear as dresses! Nasty little skanks!"
by Uh Huh Youknowwhatitis June 28, 2011
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