Texas Instrument

When you are fucking a girl in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position while she plays an instrument with her asshole.

My girl was playing a texas instrument last night in bed

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

instructables

a website where people post plans and/or instructions for projects. Topics include transportation, photography, art, pets, technology, explosives, and more

I got burned when I made a rocket from plans off of instructables.

by Alex Cole April 10, 2008

instowed

the combination of "installed" and "bestowed" when someone without much education tries to talk like they know big words. :-)

Guess I was just instowed with old time values.

by alwaysamazed July 15, 2010

Instrametal

a generalization or "genre" of an experimental form of Metal music played with little to no vocals. Usually written in standard metal format, i.e. Verse/Chorus/Verse/Chorus/Break/Solo/Chorus.

Instrametal - Russian Circles, Pelican

by Innes Murphy April 20, 2009

Introception

the process of looking at oneself through another person's eyes; seeing your reactions and emotions almost as if looking in a mirror

"She could tell by his eyes and words that he had given her a clear introception of what she had just done."
A bit like introspection but instead through another person's eyes.

by LoveMeKags July 1, 2010

still introduction

When one person is introduced to another by means of an infamous picture.

Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."

Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

instructions

Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it.

Instructions were flying and so was the blood from my pinky.

by J.M.R. October 25, 2005