Important

Only because I need to be.

Hym "Yeah, it's not a good thing, chief... If I'm not important I just drown in my own skull and get my shit stolen so... I don't know what to tell ya..." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 6, 2025

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter

Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.

by RJBCKS February 23, 2011

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

fundamentally important

If something is fundamentally important, then it means that you don't have a foundation to progress or go on if you don't have it (material) or don't know it (knowledge)

It is fundamentally important for every quantum physicist to know the postulates of quantum mechanics

by Mr ESN February 16, 2021

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024