addiction

to physically or mentally need something

people, drugs, video games, pokémon cards

by Kregg October 18, 2003

Time Addiction

1. A usually depressing addiction of constantly thinking about the concept of time. Typically caused by recreational drug use (Marijuana, Acid, etc.). Thoughts include:

-Always thinking about the past, and not the present.
-How time is "speeding up" almost exponentially as life goes on.
-The history of the universe, or of human existence.

Bryan: OMG 9/11 was 8 fucking years ago!? No way!

Beau: Dude you seriously have a major time addiction.

Buffalo Bill: I cannot believe its been over 10 years since Silence of the Lambs came out, time is flying by.

Clarice: Yea, I think about that everyday it seems like. We both a have a bad time addiction.

by 12/30/1989 April 27, 2009

marijuana addiction

it doesnt exist. period.

everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.

by kfdjfijdrsxkjfdfkjdkf May 5, 2009

marijuana addiction

In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.

Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.

guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*

kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*

by evilcruelty31 September 25, 2010

Innocent Addiction

A completely innocent addictionwould be...Reading or perhaps your favorite cartoon on a Sunday morning. Maybe your innocent addiction would be arguing? What would be your innocent addiction?

Person 1: Well...I have a confession to make...
Person 2: O-kay.
Person 1: I'm addicted to WoW.
Person 2: That's ok...everyone is. It's only an innocent addiction.

by AudreyTheRadiantRedhead January 19, 2006

Internet addiction

Compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your IRL life.

The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.

by !Josh Cheek August 21, 2013

eddiction

An addiction to electronic devices such as laptops, smartphones, and tablets. Eddiction is characterized by the constant need to check your smartphone for the latest Facebook posts, Twitter updates, news, etc. People with eddiction prefer spending time browsing the Internet over social interaction.

Matt suffers from eddiction. He's always updating his Twitter and posting instagram pics instead of chilling with me, the big brother he never had.

by RBK4LIFE February 4, 2016