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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...
Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
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I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.
Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.
by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015
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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
by rarrrgh October 10, 2006
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The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.
P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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i wish a motherfucker would

Happy Monday also known as national Monday aka I wish a motherfucker would would try me bitch
by They man November 2, 2022
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I wish a nigga would

Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.
Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..
by Randal M. April 8, 2007
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