I can't make this up 

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.

Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.

I can't make this up by dlindz May 6, 2021

I can't get no 

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

I can't get no by kHz33 May 27, 2021

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

I can't even by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

I can't drive 55 

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

I can't drive 55 by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

I can't deal wit chu 

she aint wanna talk wit yo ass!

Jack I can't deal wit chu! *snap snap*

I can't deal wit chu by jaylauren September 27, 2012

I can't stand you 

I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !

Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !

I can't stand you by DudeOneMoreAndImGood October 23, 2022

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

I can't even by TripleGs June 24, 2015