House

A medical drama on Fox. The main characters are House, possibly the most irritating character ever created; Chase, a very pretty Australian doctor; Wilson, House's "friend" who looks and acts like a wounded dog; Foreman, a skeptic with the balls to stand up to House; Cameron, who would fall in love with Osama Bin Ladin if he was "damaged"; and Cuddy, a witty wiseass with the misfortune of being House's boss.
"Did you see that new episode of House yesterday?"
by The Joker HAHA December 02, 2006
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housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit
dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED
by TCONvict February 08, 2006
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House

A hat for your kitties.
We have to get a big house with lots of space.
by Kitty Hat April 04, 2011
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Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".
In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"
by Smerecki March 07, 2008
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house

Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.

He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!
by Paige Christiansen October 03, 2007
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House

Your house is really nasty, ew
:Or
This is a house
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
by Fallcano November 09, 2020
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A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas
How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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