A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
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Get the urban hooking mug.1- a verb derived from the shortening of the term "watering hole," meaning to visit your regular drinking establishment. Usually in reference to what one may consider a dive bar, or "hole in the wall."
2- also an infinitive, to hole. Used in the same way.
2- also an infinitive, to hole. Used in the same way.
1- "What are you doing tonight, Kris?" "I'm going holing."
2-Craig is going to hole it with Gabby tonight.
2-Craig is going to hole it with Gabby tonight.
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Get the Hoodling mug.The name of a Bruno Mars fan. The members of his fanbase are called "Hooligans". The hooligan fandom is considered one of the calmer and nicer fanbases compared to others.
A fan just knows him as Bruno Mars.
A hooligan knows his entire life, inside and out, including his birth name, birth date, sisters, family, band members, etc.
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