hook up

1. To get one's dick wet
2. Making out does not count

You: Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night.
Me: Oh yeah, what did you do?
You: We made out and cuddled.
Me: Bullshit, you didn't hook up.
You: but she shacked with me.
Me: Your dick didn't get wet, therefore you didn't hook up.

by bushandchode September 25, 2006

Hook-up

From the medieval battle grounds. Comprises the entaglement of two Bills on the bill-line, and shouted as a warning to others, should the bills flick upward to the face or groin when detatched.

See Bills

by Taz June 2, 2004

hook up

to make out with someone.

meghan and hunter were gonna hook up last night at the party but she decided she didnt want to seam like a slut.

by ... :) ... October 5, 2010

hook up

Clothing that goes together

i.e. if you got white pants with blue and red stripes and a white/blue/red shirt with white/red/blue hat with white/red/blue shoes, you're hooked up

Dude came in with the hook up man, he was stylin.

by pwnz0r September 20, 2003

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011