wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021

honkey kats

The name given to the Posterman side kicks. They are hot chicks, who like to party and organise mayhem and mischief.......their leader is wah wah wah

the infamous honkey kats organised mayhem in hells kitchen, trashed the back packers and made it out with the liquor, when there backs were against the wall..........

by Mayor of gothom city November 16, 2004

honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

Sand Honkey

One of em tanned folks from the desert that like to go boom.

See what one of em Sand Honkey's did to them two towers??

by fortnite battlegang August 6, 2022

Honkey Konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.

Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."

by The Congos November 8, 2007

Quantum Honkey

a black dude that has an IQ above 70, is sober from narcotics and corner-store sauce, has no priors, does not have fifty cousins, does not milk welfare, abstains from beating his bitches over 5 bucks, and forms intelligible sentences by not omitting/adding/rearranging verbs such as "is" and "are", or making retarded substitutions with "be"

Example of non Quantum Honkey: "That nigga gonna die!!" or, "Bitch, what your name is?!" or, "He be trippin!"

Example of Quantum Honkey: "That nigga is gonna die!!", "Girl, what is your name if I may ask?", "He is tripping!"

by Dr Hotjointz May 10, 2006

Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.

"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"

by Brettus July 2, 2006