(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
by Late night homeworker January 09, 2022
The satanic torture device originally designed during the 1200's as a method of breaking down a person's mind and removing all sleep from their life to induce stress and insanity, now a perfectly acceptable tool to help 'enforce' material that students have already learned 15 times over again or to do the job of a teacher that was too lazy to do during the 7 hours given, or given over breaks because 180 days isn't enough to teach material. It is what you should be doing right now, only you were to pissed by your overload of zombifying material so you came to read definitions on Urban Dictionary that potentially share your pain. Homework also has the accolade of being ranked #2 in the worldwide list of ridiculously inhumane punishments seemingly accepted by modern society right after impalement by electrified molten spiders.
I forgot to teach my students thermonuclear astrophysics during class, let's make them learn it tonight for homework and have a quiz tomorrow.
by Blocksystem November 30, 2013
by geodukemon April 22, 2013
A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.
Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."
by Alex Haskins December 20, 2006
by helloyou15 October 08, 2008
by roarrrrrrrrr March 01, 2011
simply put:
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
by billy bob joe bob joe bob joe bob billy bob joe bob joe February 12, 2008