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Hinge-Water

The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.
Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."

Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."

Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
by Paumni July 18, 2024
mugGet the Hinge-Watermug.

Hinge-ing

Edging to your matches on a dating app
Bro, I know you're struggling lately but the Hinge-ing has to stop, you're scaring your roommates.
by (fish gag) May 4, 2024
mugGet the Hinge-ingmug.

Hinge Up

A phrase used to indicate to another person that they should stop being weird and deranged. Often, a gamer term that means, to stop being a weird, deranged player to a capable teammate.
"Hey asshole! Hinge Up!
"Hey! Hinge the fuck up!"
by 0neSleep December 22, 2022
mugGet the Hinge Upmug.

Hinge it

‘Hinge’ is an adjective.

To ‘Hinge it’ - is to be somewhat out of your mind as a result of taking illicit substances.

This word/phrase originated in Carterton, Oxfordshire in the early 1990’s, where a person called Mark Heaton, was out of control on some mind bending drugs. At the time his friends convinced him that he had hinges in his arms and legs.

He started moving his body thinking that were full of hinges - he began to ‘Hinge it’. It was supremely entertaining. As a result this legendary phrase was born! And Mark thankfully made a full recovery. No harm done.

Now - in Oxfordshire - if someone is losing it due to drugs, they are known to be ‘hinging it’. It became part and parcel of the Oxfordshire rave and nightclub culture and is still used today.
Oh wow - I am really hinging it now!

Last night you should have seen Colin - he was fucking hinging it!

It’s my day off tomorrow - let’s get wrecked and hinge it hard!
by Chozzabev April 28, 2025
mugGet the Hinge itmug.

Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
mugGet the Crunchy Hingemug.

Hinging

When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
mugGet the Hingingmug.

on a hinge

Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.
I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.
by AriaHero November 6, 2019
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