Helem is very fun to be with She can get really sassy and mad at you but most of the time she is very funny and nice She is so beautiful and very short and most likely wears glasses If you ever get the chance to meet a Helem don’t waste the chance to be with her You will fall in love instantly when you look at her eyes she is perfect
by Ahkakass May 19, 2019
Get the Helem mug.The act of extreme guilty paranoia, following a session of heavy drinking, usually conducted by people called Helen.
Sometimes without reason.
Sometimes without reason.
Tim: You don’t look so good today mate
Sion: Cant remember anything i did last night, think i might have kissed a boy
Tim: That’s terrible mate, how do you feel about it
Sion: I’ve been running around all day trying to sort out the situation, I’ve got real Helenoia
Sion: Cant remember anything i did last night, think i might have kissed a boy
Tim: That’s terrible mate, how do you feel about it
Sion: I’ve been running around all day trying to sort out the situation, I’ve got real Helenoia
by The Mighty Bo December 24, 2008
Get the Helenoia mug.When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.
by Rodya May 16, 2009
Get the Helen Keller karaoke mug.An individual of great sexual talent and/or stamina. Also known to be gifted in the art of picking up lovers be it females or males.
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting
by Jazzy Fizzle March 7, 2008
Get the Healey mug.A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.
You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.
by Emmo April 14, 2013
Get the Emotional Helen Keller mug.The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
by Somethingemo July 15, 2011
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