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hem and two

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(
by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020
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Hem

He is a kind hearted person. He is alwaysready to go an extra mile for his friends. Hem is always a family person and the best husband. He is smart, good looking and is well to do when it comes to finances.
Hem is some one I can count on.
by rishucoolbuddy November 23, 2021
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hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
by Nap bonaparte December 27, 2016
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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...
by Hokken January 22, 2024
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Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-
Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT
by 5sos is me October 4, 2021
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Hem Hem

Well performed juke doublemove, usaully in the sport football.
Caught the comeback route hem hem, ohhh shit.
by PerfessorNiggadem November 4, 2021
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