Hem

Hem is a bad point of reference. Used in a way to express dissatisfaction, or ultimately "no".

Got hemmed up on some charges. Hem what you think. Hem that shit. You ain't bout to hem me up yo'.

by TerrorKingJakal June 27, 2021

debauch-hem

Describing an act, event, or situation involving both debauchery and mayhem.

The night was destined for debauch-hem.

by Roguist August 17, 2017

HEM

Hem is a very nervous guy. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Hem does not have social antennas. Hem is a very good dancer. Hem is also the definition of an ugly hypebeast who wears ugly hype clothes. Hem is also the guy that always brings rests from yesterdays dinner.

Hello, how is your HEM today?

by momobates October 10, 2018

hem

Word used to decribe people of low character.

Ballin Dad: Why do anything for hem.
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.

Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.

Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!

G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?

by Kaiknowsya October 29, 2018

Hem

Most amazing nickname ever. Nickname for William. William = Wilhelm = Helm = Hem.
Hem even has a Fortnite squad named after him, Blesses By Hem aka, BBH.
He is the most amazing person ever

He is such a Hem.
I wish I was like Hem. He is so amazing.

by Hem_GB June 5, 2018

Hem

Asian lover

Hem loves Sarah! He's the asian lover of all time.

by hitman6969696969696969 April 3, 2023

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024