Ghetto Hillbilly

A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.

Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".

Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?

Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.

by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008

Hillbilly Palace

A large but not fancy dwelling generally 10,000+ square feet and including a 3000+ square foot shop. Built by an ambitious hillbilly after he reaches his mid-life crisis.

My dad reached his mid life crisis but a new truck just wouldn't do, so we built the hillbilly palace instead.

by Ryan 53rb3rt June 17, 2010

Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

by EDKirk June 1, 2011

Hillbilly Bitch Slap

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.

Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

by Sarahmae79 January 9, 2009

hillbilly nose blow

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort

Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.

by TTM May 15, 2005

hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

by D0c July 14, 2006

hillbilly holiday

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"

i got drunked up last night i aint goin to work...i am takin a hillbilly holiday.

by jacin rome December 18, 2005