Pig in heels

To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.

Fuck me, look at the state of that, she's like a pig in heels!

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Tar Heels

Name for the athletics teams at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Dean Smith was the coach of the basketball Tar Heels and is regarded as the greatest coach in the history of college basketball. He compiled 879 career victories as well as 2 national championships.

The Tar Heels kicked the crap out of the Duke Blue Devils and Coach K last night. I see back pain in Coach K's future.

by bmw5233 September 10, 2006

Heel Clipping

The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.

*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Stripper Heels

Shoes with uncomfortably high heels or thigh high boots

Taylor Momsen looks like a baby slut in those stripper heels

by Comet1311 December 8, 2011

Heel Popping

The act of letting your heel hang out of your shoes.

While I was sitting on the bar stool I was heel popping because my feet got a little sweaty.

by DarbyD December 15, 2012

Heel hangover

When you wake up in the morning and your feet ache from wearing heels the night before. Usually happens after fabulous night out on the town, but is also known to impair stellar dancing abilities.

"OMG Trish, I wore my stilettos to the club last night and now I'm having a major heel hangover"

"That's why I always carry flats!"

by live.it.up. August 17, 2011

clickin' heels

To want to return home from the place you are now, or returning from Oz by clickin' heels.

Dorothy: "There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home..."

Dorothy: "We're home Toto!"

Aunt Em: "How did you get back?"

Dorothy: "By clickin' heels biatch."

by Claduh July 14, 2010