Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Morgan Hasselström

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.

Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.

by BigPepMan November 16, 2021