n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.
Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."
Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"
Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"
by Lakisha Jenkins July 25, 2008
A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.
by Bill M. December 17, 2004
by Robbi Reed September 12, 2005
stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.
Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."
by ric_IH November 17, 2007
A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.
by Lou Stenspayce October 17, 2004
Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.
"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"
by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009
Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.
by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014