When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.
by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009
When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009
by Alz730 July 16, 2011
A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
by thejesssays August 21, 2008
When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
by HiM4nos June 09, 2010
A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 02, 2009
When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
by whorab May 29, 2010