Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.

I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.

by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

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Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.

The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012

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goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

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