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hamburglar

a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.
" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"
by hellboy October 12, 2003
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Reverse hamburger

The act of thrusting a penis in between a woman's butt cheeks to cause ejaculation, while the woman reaches under and squeezes the scrotum tightly and shakes vigorously.
banging a chick doggie style and then pulling out and sticking your dick in between her butt cheeks and fucking them while she reaches behind and grabs the shit out of your balls untill you nut. This is known as the " Reverse hamburger "
by jastlye March 13, 2009
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Hambulance

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.
"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."
by William J J T October 26, 2010
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hamdullah

similar to the english expression, praise to God.
when someone finishes their meal they say hamdullah.
by iwantoknow January 11, 2010
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Hamburgence

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.

He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011
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hamburger stand

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
by Opalarmada October 6, 2011
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Hamdarasamba

If you don't know the lyrics of a song you will say that
In a song like "This Is America Hamdarasamba..Hamdarasamba
by FettyBoy February 7, 2019
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