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Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.
Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020
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Halee

Halee is the sexiest name ever, they are very helpful, cute, and have a very kind heart.
Halee went to the market and bought some oranges.
by Morseha15 June 6, 2018
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Hale

A very atrractive person, with a good taste in music. She loves jokes and funny things, she can make every boy fall in love with her. She is cute, awesome and fabulous.
by i am mrs. hood April 10, 2015
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Habenero Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
by Kronite March 23, 2008
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Tyler Hagen

Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.
Example:

Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011
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haleeda

Name of girl. A kind person, friendly, have a boyfriend, pretty, inteligent and caring person
Haleeda
by Kak leed December 27, 2017
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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."
by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
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