staten island haircut 

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy

generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !

staten island haircut by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020

Ethan's Haircut 

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

Ethan's Haircut by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

nice haircut 

A lie.

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."

nice haircut by PhucYieu March 30, 2011

Joey lawrence haircut 

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

Joey lawrence haircut by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

Emo Haircut 

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.

Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.

Emo Haircut by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006

NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do

man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"

NF haircut by Mo Money May 5, 2005

Murray County haircut 

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

Murray County haircut by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011