hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

Hairy Areola

a small hairy circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple.

The other night Beyonce and I where getting dirty, I went to suck some nip. To my surprise she had some wookie looking hairy areolas.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

haifu

Male version of Waifu. Sounds much cuter than most people making up the husbando word.

Oh my god uwu, I love my haifu so much I could bake him a lovejuice cake

by NorthBear April 7, 2021

Haifa

She is a kind and the most beautiful person I ever met. she is so sweet and I am too dumb to express her. Haifa's are all the same cute and beautiful.

Haifa my crush.

by Haifa is cute January 25, 2022