Haggasfeld 

Being mildly retarded, dyslexic and ha-goose involving oneself in the most retarded of situation-aments.

Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.

"Yo Haggasfeld ship me an eel"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"

Haggasfeld by Sally M Perc December 25, 2009

Haggie 

Scottish slang for a slag

Yo that's girl is a right haggie
'Said with a Scottish accent'

Haggie by CYB3R_XD January 7, 2017

haggid 

a step above haggard where something is too haggard to be called haggard and one has to call it haggid

Branden: Ichabod's treefort was way to haggard yesterday.
Coleman: Tell me about it, haggid.

haggid by Bshea992 January 21, 2008

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

hagfish dick by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

huggish 

1. The ability to hug other individuals
2. The emotion portraying someone who loves giving and recicing hugs.

1. Hi are you huggish?
2. If only my boyfriend was as huggish as before.

huggish by Eric Doe August 12, 2006

hagish 

old hag looking grumpy, looking like a hag and being grumpy.

wow that hagish is grumpy

hagish by wd sssw January 22, 2009

Haggidy 

A haggidy it's a guy that does what he wants. He truly gives no f***s.
When walking on a busy high street, if he wants to randomly sit down in the middle cross-legged, he will and won't say a word to you, and you will keep on walking on until you realise he is not by your side.
A haggidy type of person can also be nicknamed "haggz" or "haggidy bhagwan"

Ayy you know that haggidy we went dinner with, yea he ordered a small portion of chips for a f***ing fiver and only ate two chips.

Haggidy by Darshan Chacha August 24, 2018