Harry Hackenbauer 

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

Harry Hackenbauer by Floydiandream August 23, 2009

Chief Hawkend 

A man of legends who once hunted the pilgrims of the New Jersey - Pennsylvania Area, scalping all of the locals and striking fear into the hearts of others.

He was executed by a Boston-Based Indian Hunting group.

Wow, the Chief Hawkend is a fantastic League of Legends player!

That's why he was executed, for playing League.

Chief Hawkend by Chief Hawkend December 6, 2020

Georgia Hawken 

future milf incoming

lex: whos that coming over
Joel: thats georgia hawken the future milf

Georgia Hawken by Bailz420 March 30, 2023

Toyota of Hackensack 

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.

Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.

Toyota of Hackensack by churchsteve March 18, 2019

Virus Album by haken 

some of the best shit you'll listen to if you like rock or metal

"hey you should listen to the virus album by haken"

"ok"

Virus Album by haken by hotdogfucker1000000 November 15, 2023

De Aganedouzen aka De hakeneuzen 

Agendouz (hakeneus) are special breeds that were develop in the late 1890 when they were caputerd and hooked by there noses from a tree. They also are called the (neusjes die je prikken) if you dont watch out they will atack with there hidden special power there sharp crooked big ugly noses.

Look at that De Aganedouzen aka De hakeneuzen wil hang him from his nose

De Aganedouzen aka De hakeneuzen by Apenneushistory February 21, 2025