Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.
Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.
by Throaterton Goaterton May 31, 2023
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Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."
Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
by McHesp June 02, 2018
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Gurt means What They're Doing Is Very Smart but Also Very Dangerous. The term "gurt" in TikTok slang has emerged as a playful and ironic expression among Generation Alpha users. Originating from a pun on the word "yogurt"—split into "yo" and "gurt"
gurt:yo
yo:sybau🥀🥀🪫
by 0S7AF3 May 18, 2025
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When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
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by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025
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ts guy so kevin and dont fw cracking fmbys
me: yogurt
gurt: sybau
by JerrySucksToes May 31, 2025
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Doing something that is very smart but stupid at the same time.

Like going up to your crush for example because it's a smart move if it works but could also be a total L.
"Harry is Gurting to get the new girl"
by Randomlyslaying May 29, 2025
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