Gumping

1: Sexual intercourse between two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

by Chrissie & Ben April 26, 2007

gump

A big, sweaty, dirty, hairy, filthy, twat.

Hey, check that bird with her gump out........Gez!

by EdNLew October 22, 2003

Gumping

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"

by Peter H July 14, 2003

gumped

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

gump

a tall very noticeably uncoordinated person that tends to trip over inanimate objects such as benches, cracks in the sidewalk, balls, and even their own feet.

Wow look at ellen shes a gump.

by Libby Str December 9, 2008

gump

The clotty residue laying listless at the bottom of the toliet bowl after a menstrating woman uses it. Period clots that sink straight to the bottom of the bowl.

La Ricketta gumped in the toliet and didn't flush, to exert her dominance in an all male household.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Gump

1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever

"Did you see Tyler today...WOW he's such a gump!!"

by L*M*A July 30, 2005